MY NAME IS CROUTON

About Me by Crouton the Cat

Hi, I’m Crouton! I’m a cat. I love food—yum! My water fountain is the best thing ever, and treats are my most favorite treats. I have toys, Bebes, and horsies that I love so much. My humans are my favorite, and I love stealing their cheese and cookies. Baths are super fun, and I enjoy tearing things up and eating paper (it’s delicious!). I also love fish and watching birdies on TV and out the window. Making art with my human is so much fun, and cartoons are the best!

But you know what I don’t like? When my humans go to work—boo! I also don’t like other animals staring at me, the vet (no way!), going outside, or when my peets touch grass, sidewalk, dirt, or the patio. Licorice is yucky, and I really don’t like it when everything isn’t about me!

I love getting presents, especially toys. When people buy things from my human, it means more presents for me. So please, buy lots and lots of things so I can get all the presents! Thank you!

Love,
Crouton 💖